Salvaged Human Artifacts

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The Humans may be gone (and we pray it's forever), but we honor their legacy... with these crazy prices! Now you can imagine you are a member of the Galaxy's most-feared race, with none of the downsides!
 
This salvage pack was collected at great risk by our most intrepid archaeologists. It contains the following twenty (20!) items:
 
	
One (1) RESTRICTED SPECIES keychain
	
One (1) PARENTING IS HARD button
	
One (1) enamel HUMAN pin (For your safety, we do not recommend you wear this in public anywhere in Sectors 1160 through 32950)
	
Five (5) 3-inch BUDDIES stickers	
Garrodine the Lesser
	
Mont Grinn, 65th of His Name
	
Welpington
	
Lefty
	
Sarya the Daughter
	
	
	
Three (3) 3-inch WARNING stickers
	
Human Watch
	
Restricted Species
	
Do Not Approach
	
	
	
Seven glossy postcards by Vincent Proce (Pacific Rim, IT, Magic the Gathering)
	
	
	
One (1) cloth bag to keep your Human artifacts in.
	
	
	
One (1) invitation for your species to join the Galactic Network.
	
 
Please note: these items change rapidly and it may not currently be a perfect match with the product picture.