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Salvaged Human Artifacts - Deluxe!

Salvaged Human Artifacts - Deluxe!

Please note: this package currently contains the paperback. The hardback is (apparently) in short supply.


Human enthusiasts can be as strange as the extinct species they so earnestly (and adorably) seek. Why do we care about Humans? Because they’re fascinating! Why do we collect items salvaged from their savage culture? Because they’re on sale!


This salvage pack was collected at great risk by our most intrepid archaeologists. It contains:


One (1) autographed paperback: The Last Human by Zack Jordan

A thrilling (but fortunately fictional) tale of the most misunderstood species in the galaxy: The Humans. (Sample chapter here for the curious.)


Three (1) one-inch buttons:

  • I Am Special and Unique (and the Network Values Me)

  • Parenting is Hard

  • I (heart) My Species


Five (5) 3-inch stickers

  • Garrodine the Lesser
  • Mont Grinn, 65th of His Name
  • Welpington
  • Lefty
  • Sarya the Daughter


Two (2) 2-inch stickers

  • Model 3600 Courier Drone
  • Model 9800 Scanner Drone (Toothbot)


One (1) enamel pin

For your safety, we do not recommend you wear this in public anywhere in Sectors 1160 through 32950.



A handful of random glossy The Last Human postcards by Vincent Proce (Pacific Rim, IT, Magic the Gathering).



One (1) invitation for your species to join the Galactic Network.

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